1 00:00:03,024 --> 00:00:04,423 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:06,186 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 3 00:00:06,327 --> 00:00:08,694 ♪ Keep movin', movin', movin' ♪ 4 00:00:08,830 --> 00:00:10,889 ♪ Though they're disapprovin' ♪ 5 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:13,057 ♪ Keep them dogies movin' ♪ 6 00:00:13,201 --> 00:00:15,499 ♪ Rawhide ♪ 7 00:00:15,637 --> 00:00:17,901 ♪ Don't try to understand them ♪ 8 00:00:18,039 --> 00:00:20,440 ♪ Just rope and throw and brand 'em ♪ 9 00:00:20,575 --> 00:00:25,103 ♪ Soon we'll be livin' high and wide ♪ 10 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:27,340 ♪ My heart's calculatin' ♪ 11 00:00:27,482 --> 00:00:29,746 ♪ My true love will be waitin' ♪ 12 00:00:29,884 --> 00:00:34,014 ♪ Be waiting at the end of my ride ♪ 13 00:00:34,155 --> 00:00:36,817 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, head 'em up, move 'em on ♪ 14 00:00:36,958 --> 00:00:38,653 ♪ Move 'em on, head 'em up, Rawhide ♪ 15 00:00:38,793 --> 00:00:40,420 -(whip cracks) -♪ Cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 16 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:43,532 ♪ Ride 'em in, let 'em out, cut 'em out, ride 'em in ♪ 17 00:00:43,665 --> 00:00:46,430 -♪ Rawhide...! ♪ -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 18 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:48,900 ♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin' ♪ 19 00:00:49,037 --> 00:00:50,402 - Hyah! -♪ Rollin', rollin', rollin'. ♪ 20 00:00:50,538 --> 00:00:52,666 (whip cracks twice) 21 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:24,072 WISHBONE: All right, come and get it. 22 00:02:04,579 --> 00:02:06,479 [HORSE NEIGHS] 23 00:02:32,306 --> 00:02:34,673 QUINCE: Exhale, I'll do the rest. 24 00:02:34,842 --> 00:02:38,176 Whatever you say, friend. I'm not an arguing man. 25 00:02:38,346 --> 00:02:40,405 Well, there's only one way to saddle a horse. 26 00:02:40,581 --> 00:02:41,844 That wasn't it. 27 00:02:42,216 --> 00:02:44,048 You know, even when that's horse is friendly, 28 00:02:44,218 --> 00:02:45,583 it takes two of us to saddle him. 29 00:02:45,753 --> 00:02:48,415 If he's not friendly, it's more than likely five or six. 30 00:02:49,357 --> 00:02:54,227 As I said, gentlemen, I'm not an arguing man. 31 00:02:56,631 --> 00:02:59,931 Now, who have I the honor of addressing? 32 00:03:00,101 --> 00:03:02,069 Gil Favor, the trail boss here. 33 00:03:02,236 --> 00:03:04,728 You better try this. You look like you could use it. 34 00:03:04,906 --> 00:03:09,400 Well, a gentleman and a scholar. A knight in a world of knaves. 35 00:03:09,577 --> 00:03:12,274 - Your health, sir. - I'll settle for a name. 36 00:03:14,115 --> 00:03:15,139 Coleman. 37 00:03:15,316 --> 00:03:19,219 Straw Coleman, late of New York, Chicago, 38 00:03:19,387 --> 00:03:20,855 New Orleans, 39 00:03:21,022 --> 00:03:22,285 you name it. 40 00:03:23,057 --> 00:03:24,752 You know, even with those bracelets, 41 00:03:24,926 --> 00:03:27,623 you're the best-dressed horse thief I ever saw. 42 00:03:27,795 --> 00:03:31,425 Heh. Well, now, I'm sure that my tailor would appreciate what you have to say 43 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:32,623 about my clothes, 44 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,565 but the rest of the statement is a little strong, wouldn't you say? 45 00:03:35,737 --> 00:03:37,102 Oh, how so? 46 00:03:37,271 --> 00:03:39,638 Well, you said it, friend, not me. 47 00:03:39,807 --> 00:03:42,003 It would take five men to saddle that horse? 48 00:03:42,176 --> 00:03:46,272 Now, how can a man steal a horse he can't get close enough to saddle? 49 00:03:46,881 --> 00:03:49,578 Just trying. Just by trying. 50 00:03:50,384 --> 00:03:52,375 Surely men of your stature wouldn't condemn someone 51 00:03:52,553 --> 00:03:54,317 on such flimsy evidence. 52 00:03:54,722 --> 00:03:56,520 It doesn't look like we have to. 53 00:03:56,691 --> 00:03:58,750 It seems like somebody already beat us to it. 54 00:03:58,926 --> 00:04:00,121 [CHUCKLES] 55 00:04:00,294 --> 00:04:02,524 You mean these? No. 56 00:04:02,697 --> 00:04:04,324 Fate, gentlemen. 57 00:04:04,499 --> 00:04:06,661 An accident, no more. 58 00:04:06,834 --> 00:04:09,860 You see, it happens that I have a friend 59 00:04:10,037 --> 00:04:13,496 who sells handcuffs and leg irons 60 00:04:13,674 --> 00:04:16,974 and assorted jail hardware to officers of the law. 61 00:04:17,345 --> 00:04:20,508 Now, he was entertaining some customers in his hotel room, 62 00:04:20,681 --> 00:04:22,445 and one of those present 63 00:04:22,617 --> 00:04:24,984 thought that these handcuffs were of inferior quality, 64 00:04:25,153 --> 00:04:29,317 so my friend put them on me to demonstrate their worth. 65 00:04:29,490 --> 00:04:31,015 Now, it also so happens 66 00:04:31,192 --> 00:04:34,958 that my friend has a little trouble with the bottle. 67 00:04:35,129 --> 00:04:37,530 And somehow he misplaced the key. 68 00:04:37,698 --> 00:04:39,860 Now, he was going to find it in the morning, 69 00:04:40,034 --> 00:04:41,160 but he forgot 70 00:04:41,335 --> 00:04:43,997 and he took the stage north. 71 00:04:44,972 --> 00:04:46,565 Mm-mm. 72 00:04:47,108 --> 00:04:48,735 Heh. A perceptive man. 73 00:04:48,910 --> 00:04:51,311 You know a fabrication when you hear one, don't you? 74 00:04:51,579 --> 00:04:54,048 Yeah, it sort of comes out like a lie. 75 00:04:54,382 --> 00:04:57,682 Well, precisely. I told a lie because you expected to hear one. 76 00:04:57,852 --> 00:04:59,547 Human nature, gentlemen, 77 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,348 as predictable as sunrise and-- 78 00:05:07,161 --> 00:05:08,822 Sunset. 79 00:05:10,898 --> 00:05:12,559 I'm still listening. 80 00:05:12,733 --> 00:05:13,859 Hmm? 81 00:05:14,035 --> 00:05:17,767 Oh, all right. The truth you want, the truth you shall have. 82 00:05:17,939 --> 00:05:19,464 So help me. 83 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:24,578 I was traveling alone, carrying a considerable sum of money, 84 00:05:24,745 --> 00:05:26,179 when I was set upon. 85 00:05:26,347 --> 00:05:29,442 Beaten mercilessly, robbed 86 00:05:29,617 --> 00:05:31,517 and left for dead. 87 00:05:31,686 --> 00:05:32,983 When did all this happen? 88 00:05:33,154 --> 00:05:34,280 STRAW: Yesterday. 89 00:05:34,455 --> 00:05:35,513 Oh, yesterday, huh? 90 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:38,057 Today, you don't have a speck of a bruise on you. 91 00:05:38,359 --> 00:05:40,225 You heal mighty fast. 92 00:05:40,394 --> 00:05:41,987 That's exactly what the sheriff said. 93 00:05:42,163 --> 00:05:45,155 You know, he had half decided that I was the robber instead of the victim. 94 00:05:45,333 --> 00:05:48,564 So he put these on me until we could get the matter straightened out. 95 00:05:48,736 --> 00:05:50,670 So naturally, I took the first opportunity I could 96 00:05:50,838 --> 00:05:54,240 to set about to find the thieves to clear my good name. 97 00:05:54,408 --> 00:05:56,137 But, oh, my, 98 00:05:56,310 --> 00:06:02,147 tragically, I lost the trail. I lost the horse some miles back. 99 00:06:02,717 --> 00:06:06,984 And here I am. 100 00:06:11,225 --> 00:06:12,386 No sale? 101 00:06:13,327 --> 00:06:15,455 Nope. No sale. 102 00:06:16,230 --> 00:06:17,459 Shame. 103 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:19,896 It was one of my better efforts. 104 00:06:20,768 --> 00:06:23,829 Well, what happens now? 105 00:06:24,272 --> 00:06:26,434 Nothing, for tonight. 106 00:06:26,641 --> 00:06:30,544 Tomorrow you can try out your stories on the sheriff down at Adobe Wells. 107 00:06:30,711 --> 00:06:32,736 Maybe he'll be a better audience. 108 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,645 Uh, it's possible but highly improbable. 109 00:06:35,816 --> 00:06:38,945 Lawmen and funny bones just don't seem to go together. 110 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,679 Besides, uh, 111 00:06:43,624 --> 00:06:45,615 I like this audience right here. 112 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,793 Well, enjoy it while you can, then, Coleman. 113 00:06:48,963 --> 00:06:51,091 You got until sunup. 114 00:06:51,265 --> 00:06:55,202 I hope you boys ain't waiting for the herd to come and find you. 115 00:06:56,871 --> 00:07:01,570 Uh, Mr. Favor, even the condemned get one last wish. 116 00:07:01,742 --> 00:07:04,006 It's been a long time between meals. 117 00:07:04,178 --> 00:07:06,340 Ah. Wish, take care of him. 118 00:07:06,514 --> 00:07:08,778 You keep an eye on him, hear? 119 00:07:08,983 --> 00:07:11,611 Oh, you better make that both eyes, Wish. 120 00:07:11,786 --> 00:07:14,619 He's bound to have a little greased pig in his family tree some place. 121 00:07:14,789 --> 00:07:16,780 [STRAW LAUGHING] 122 00:07:19,393 --> 00:07:22,385 Well, George, 123 00:07:23,097 --> 00:07:25,225 it's been a long time. 124 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:28,861 I'll get you some stew. 125 00:07:36,544 --> 00:07:39,844 What is it, 12 years? 126 00:07:40,014 --> 00:07:41,504 Thirteen. 127 00:07:41,682 --> 00:07:43,343 Oh, my. 128 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:46,714 Slumgullion. 129 00:07:46,887 --> 00:07:49,652 It isn't like New Orleans, but it'll keep you going. 130 00:07:49,824 --> 00:07:52,816 Oh, well, George, to keep going, I'll need more than this. 131 00:07:53,928 --> 00:07:55,418 What else do you want? 132 00:07:55,596 --> 00:07:57,690 Back interest on an old debt. 133 00:07:58,532 --> 00:08:02,491 I'll settle for a gun, a horse and the pleasure of your company. 134 00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:05,905 No, I couldn't do that. 135 00:08:06,073 --> 00:08:08,269 Well, then I... 136 00:08:08,509 --> 00:08:11,877 I guess I'll just have to settle for the reward. 137 00:08:13,581 --> 00:08:15,071 Reward? 138 00:08:15,683 --> 00:08:17,879 You were two days gone when they posted it. 139 00:08:18,052 --> 00:08:19,679 Five thousand dollars. 140 00:08:19,854 --> 00:08:22,585 It's still there waiting for the man who brings you in. 141 00:08:22,757 --> 00:08:23,747 [CHUCKLES] 142 00:08:23,924 --> 00:08:27,656 Can you imagine after 13 years, it's still there? 143 00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:30,225 Well, think it over, George. 144 00:08:30,398 --> 00:08:32,025 Don't take too long, though. 145 00:08:32,199 --> 00:08:34,463 We only have until sunup. 146 00:09:11,906 --> 00:09:13,635 Mr. Wishbone. 147 00:09:19,146 --> 00:09:21,410 Mr. Wishbone, what's the matter? 148 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:24,078 Your back acting up again? 149 00:09:24,652 --> 00:09:27,178 Go on back to sleep, Mushy. 150 00:09:28,055 --> 00:09:30,114 I can mix up a batch of that turpentine 151 00:09:30,291 --> 00:09:32,316 and an asafetida liniment. 152 00:09:32,493 --> 00:09:34,825 I could rub it on your back and you'll be as good as new. 153 00:09:34,995 --> 00:09:36,895 There's nothing wrong with my back. 154 00:09:37,064 --> 00:09:39,726 I don't need any liniment, and I don't need any company. 155 00:09:39,900 --> 00:09:42,301 Now, go on back to bed. 156 00:09:57,718 --> 00:09:59,812 You're rocking the boat, Coleman. 157 00:09:59,987 --> 00:10:01,512 Just want a cup of coffee. 158 00:10:01,689 --> 00:10:04,488 - Puts me to sleep. - If it don't, this will. 159 00:10:04,658 --> 00:10:06,387 Is that clear? 160 00:10:06,727 --> 00:10:08,752 Like a window. 161 00:10:24,979 --> 00:10:27,676 You know, it's funny. 162 00:10:27,948 --> 00:10:30,576 Night air like this, 163 00:10:30,951 --> 00:10:35,047 a whole skyful of stars for a ceiling, 164 00:10:35,222 --> 00:10:37,987 Mother Nature for a blanket, 165 00:10:38,893 --> 00:10:43,558 and here you are just sitting and staring at nothing. 166 00:10:43,764 --> 00:10:47,166 If I didn't know you any better, George, I'd say you have the look of a man 167 00:10:47,334 --> 00:10:49,132 with a problem. 168 00:10:49,436 --> 00:10:50,961 Look again. 169 00:10:51,138 --> 00:10:53,766 A man can learn to live with anything. 170 00:10:54,475 --> 00:10:55,533 Even New Orleans? 171 00:10:56,677 --> 00:10:59,169 I didn't do it, you know that. 172 00:10:59,647 --> 00:11:01,513 Wrong, friend. 173 00:11:01,682 --> 00:11:03,810 You told me you didn't. 174 00:11:03,984 --> 00:11:05,110 There's a difference. 175 00:11:05,286 --> 00:11:08,256 Now, I know it and you know it, George. 176 00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:11,448 But in my case, the books don't balance. 177 00:11:11,625 --> 00:11:16,153 And they won't until you erase me from the wrong side of the ledger. 178 00:11:16,964 --> 00:11:19,160 Look, Straw, I've got a little cash. 179 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,823 Enough to hire you a lawyer. 180 00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:22,765 - Maybe even-- STRAW: No shortcuts, George. 181 00:11:22,937 --> 00:11:24,564 No easy way. 182 00:11:24,738 --> 00:11:27,332 A lawyer can't help me 183 00:11:27,908 --> 00:11:29,740 any more than he can help you. 184 00:11:35,349 --> 00:11:37,511 It's not a bad setup you have here, George. 185 00:11:37,685 --> 00:11:39,119 Not bad at all, really. 186 00:11:39,286 --> 00:11:41,084 Got a place in the sun, 187 00:11:41,255 --> 00:11:43,952 a way to live out your years with some meaning, 188 00:11:44,124 --> 00:11:45,785 among friends. 189 00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:51,660 I wonder how they would take to New Orleans, 190 00:11:52,166 --> 00:11:54,794 how they would take to George Washington Wishbone 191 00:11:54,969 --> 00:11:56,095 who ran, 192 00:11:56,437 --> 00:11:58,428 who kept running for 13 years. 193 00:11:58,606 --> 00:11:59,835 Straw... 194 00:12:00,007 --> 00:12:03,238 STRAW: You've got no choice. 195 00:12:03,844 --> 00:12:09,715 A gun, a horse and the pleasure of your company. 196 00:12:10,751 --> 00:12:14,813 You better get some sleep. We've got a long day ahead of us. 197 00:12:14,989 --> 00:12:16,479 [COFFEE SPLASHES] 198 00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:52,421 Well, if it isn't Joe Scarlet, the original all-night nighthawk. 199 00:12:52,593 --> 00:12:54,425 SCARLET: Funny. 200 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,300 I'll dish some eggs up for you, Mr. Scarlet. 201 00:13:01,468 --> 00:13:03,630 Oh. Whew. 202 00:13:04,838 --> 00:13:08,138 Oh, never mind, Mushy. I can do it just fine. 203 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,115 [WISHBONE GRUNTS] 204 00:13:26,293 --> 00:13:28,557 - What are you doing? - What did I do wrong, Mr. Wishbone? 205 00:13:28,729 --> 00:13:29,719 Nothing at all. 206 00:13:29,897 --> 00:13:32,161 Just putting a pan away that needs washing. 207 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,823 Now, get out of here. I'll do it. 208 00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:36,493 Why, sure thing. Whatever you say. 209 00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:40,508 - Have you got the firewood for noon? - Yes, sir. 210 00:13:40,808 --> 00:13:42,401 And have you hitched up the supply wagon? 211 00:13:42,576 --> 00:13:44,874 MUSHY: No, sir. - Then you better get at it. 212 00:13:45,512 --> 00:13:47,173 But the dishes ain't washed yet. 213 00:13:47,348 --> 00:13:49,749 Oh, never mind. I'll do it. You go on. 214 00:13:51,719 --> 00:13:54,245 Here, let me see that. 215 00:13:54,688 --> 00:13:57,157 A burn? Now, when and how did you do that? 216 00:13:57,324 --> 00:13:59,793 The frying pan. The handle was hotter than I thought it was. 217 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:02,258 Oh, Mushy. 218 00:14:02,696 --> 00:14:05,290 A hundred times a day I have to tell you, 219 00:14:05,466 --> 00:14:06,865 watch what you're doing, 220 00:14:07,034 --> 00:14:09,128 be careful. 221 00:14:09,303 --> 00:14:10,896 And I just turn my back 222 00:14:11,071 --> 00:14:12,869 and you go do some fool thing like that. 223 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,565 Yes, sir. 224 00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:19,445 Clumsy as a bear cub, not a brain in your head. 225 00:14:19,613 --> 00:14:22,480 Putting a dirty rag like that on a burn. 226 00:14:22,649 --> 00:14:24,811 You could catch blood poisoning. 227 00:14:24,985 --> 00:14:26,544 I swear, Mushy, 228 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,746 I don't know what you'd do if I wasn't here to take care of you. 229 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:31,118 But you're always here. 230 00:14:32,726 --> 00:14:34,387 Yeah, but what if I wasn't? 231 00:14:35,162 --> 00:14:37,096 Guess I'd have to wait till you got back. 232 00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:44,971 You do the dishes, Mushy. I'll hitch up your team for you. 233 00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:57,450 It's getting about that time. 234 00:14:57,618 --> 00:14:58,949 I know. 235 00:14:59,119 --> 00:15:01,611 Just so we both know. 236 00:15:09,596 --> 00:15:11,121 FAVOR: All right, let's snap it up. 237 00:15:11,298 --> 00:15:12,857 That herd ain't gonna wait all day. 238 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,558 Jim, as soon as you're finished eating, 239 00:15:14,735 --> 00:15:16,533 you saddle up a horse for our guest. 240 00:15:16,703 --> 00:15:19,468 You and Scarlet can escort him to Adobe Wells. 241 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,268 Boss, I just got off of night guard. 242 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:25,435 Good, then your saddle's already warm. 243 00:15:32,352 --> 00:15:36,311 Uh, boss, why don't you let me take Coleman in? 244 00:15:36,490 --> 00:15:38,356 Well, I could use some supplies anyway. 245 00:15:38,525 --> 00:15:41,017 Some supplies? Are you putting me on? 246 00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:44,495 You done bought up half the staples of the territory day before yesterday. 247 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:46,690 Well, yeah, but I forgot some of the extras. 248 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,232 You know, like cinnamon, molasses-- 249 00:15:48,402 --> 00:15:51,269 Extras? This crew's spoiled rotten already. 250 00:15:51,438 --> 00:15:53,372 Tough enough to get a day's work out of them. 251 00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,975 They don't need no fancy extras. 252 00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:04,277 Boss, it's important. 253 00:16:04,451 --> 00:16:06,283 Look, Wish, first things first. 254 00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:08,285 First, you don't need supplies. 255 00:16:08,455 --> 00:16:10,583 And another first, you ain't the right man for the job. 256 00:16:10,757 --> 00:16:12,418 - So get packed and get rolling. - Mister-- 257 00:16:12,593 --> 00:16:14,755 Look, Wish, now. 258 00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:22,732 Come on, Joe. Time to take our friend here. 259 00:16:22,903 --> 00:16:25,167 - Clippety-clop. - That's right. 260 00:16:25,339 --> 00:16:26,602 It's time. 261 00:16:27,474 --> 00:16:28,771 WISHBONE: Right there, Joe. 262 00:16:29,142 --> 00:16:30,576 Stand right there. 263 00:16:32,846 --> 00:16:34,007 What? 264 00:16:34,448 --> 00:16:36,746 I mean it, don't anybody move. 265 00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:43,216 Nobody except us friends, that is. All right now. 266 00:16:43,423 --> 00:16:45,357 Toss them in back of you. 267 00:16:50,230 --> 00:16:53,461 Oh. What in the name of heaven? 268 00:16:54,234 --> 00:16:56,225 I said, don't anybody move. 269 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,038 Look-- 270 00:16:59,239 --> 00:17:01,230 Mr. Wishbone! 271 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:05,103 Now, the next one's not gonna miss. 272 00:17:05,279 --> 00:17:07,543 All right, all right already. 273 00:17:08,348 --> 00:17:11,545 You had me worried for a while there. I thought you were never gonna move. 274 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:14,754 What's it all about, Wish? What's he to you? 275 00:17:15,856 --> 00:17:17,483 Ancient history, Mr. Favor. 276 00:17:17,658 --> 00:17:19,456 Something won't stay buried. 277 00:17:19,626 --> 00:17:21,822 Take care of the horses. I'll mind the store. 278 00:17:22,195 --> 00:17:23,993 Mr. Wishbone, you can't do this. 279 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:28,968 You just take good care of yourself. 280 00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:46,519 Hey, Mr. Quince, I have your gun. 281 00:17:46,687 --> 00:17:49,418 I might as well have your belt to keep it company. 282 00:17:51,525 --> 00:17:54,722 Hyah, hyah, hyah! 283 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,696 Kindly toss it this way. 284 00:18:13,013 --> 00:18:15,778 Thank you, gentlemen, for your hospitality. 285 00:18:28,729 --> 00:18:30,026 - Put it down. - Just one shot. 286 00:18:30,197 --> 00:18:31,460 You might hit Wish. 287 00:18:38,138 --> 00:18:40,539 It just don't make sense. 288 00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:42,169 Pulling a gun on us, 289 00:18:42,342 --> 00:18:43,366 for a crook like that. 290 00:18:43,543 --> 00:18:46,376 Well, he didn't mean to use it. He didn't mean it. 291 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,144 I'll believe that when I hear it from him. 292 00:18:49,316 --> 00:18:50,545 Round up the horses. 293 00:18:50,717 --> 00:18:51,775 Jim, you hold the herd here 294 00:18:51,952 --> 00:18:53,886 until Rowdy gets back with the new men. 295 00:18:54,054 --> 00:18:55,886 I'll catch up when I can. 296 00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:57,717 - I gotta go with you, Mr. Favor. - Mushy-- 297 00:18:57,891 --> 00:19:00,883 I can't let Mr. Wishbone down. I gotta go with you. 298 00:19:01,161 --> 00:19:04,131 All right. Pick up enough food for both of us. 299 00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:21,713 Well, still nothing. 300 00:19:21,882 --> 00:19:25,250 Looks like your friends decided we weren't worth chasing. 301 00:19:25,419 --> 00:19:29,014 I don't have any friends, not anymore. 302 00:19:29,523 --> 00:19:32,322 Cheer up, George, you're a free man. 303 00:19:32,492 --> 00:19:33,516 What more do you want? 304 00:19:34,061 --> 00:19:35,460 Just what I had, Straw. 305 00:19:35,629 --> 00:19:37,961 What I'll never have again, thanks to you. 306 00:19:38,131 --> 00:19:40,691 Come now, George, that's not a bit kindly. 307 00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:42,733 After all, I saved your neck in New Orleans. 308 00:19:42,903 --> 00:19:44,428 You're just returning the favor. 309 00:19:44,604 --> 00:19:46,265 Then it's even and quits. 310 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:48,004 No, no, not quite. 311 00:19:48,175 --> 00:19:50,542 You see, a man can't undo these things by himself 312 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:52,702 any more than he can scratch his ear with his elbow. 313 00:19:52,879 --> 00:19:55,075 You're gonna have to cut them off me. 314 00:19:55,248 --> 00:19:56,875 Then we part company. 315 00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:59,610 You got a pocketful of files or something? 316 00:20:00,053 --> 00:20:01,452 We'll find them. 317 00:20:01,621 --> 00:20:04,318 Okay, let's just ride on, friend. 318 00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:05,925 Wait. 319 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:08,989 I think I'll just relieve you of your gun. 320 00:20:09,162 --> 00:20:14,430 We wouldn't want any more accidents, would we, now, friend? 321 00:20:15,502 --> 00:20:16,901 No, Straw. 322 00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:18,731 No more accidents. 323 00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:46,865 The tracks come straight in, Mr. Favor. 324 00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:50,025 Yeah, maybe too straight in. 325 00:20:50,203 --> 00:20:51,693 You check the barn. 326 00:21:17,464 --> 00:21:19,228 Mr. Favor, over here! 327 00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:37,441 - Mushy, get some water. - Yes, sir. 328 00:21:40,987 --> 00:21:42,751 Easy now. 329 00:21:55,268 --> 00:21:57,566 MUSHY: Mr. Favor. FAVOR: Yeah. 330 00:21:57,737 --> 00:22:00,763 You must have heard us come in. How come you didn't holler out? 331 00:22:00,941 --> 00:22:05,469 For all I know, you could've been the same one coming back. 332 00:22:05,745 --> 00:22:11,047 - What'd he look like? - He has billy-goat whiskers, runty. 333 00:22:11,218 --> 00:22:15,416 He rode in alone, smiling and friendly. 334 00:22:15,589 --> 00:22:18,752 Said he had a wagon broke down up on the ridge. 335 00:22:18,925 --> 00:22:20,723 Wanted to buy a hammer 336 00:22:21,194 --> 00:22:23,686 and whatever cold chisels and files I had. 337 00:22:23,864 --> 00:22:25,354 What happened then? 338 00:22:25,665 --> 00:22:29,624 I told him a man that lives as far from anyplace as I do, 339 00:22:29,803 --> 00:22:32,431 he can't sell what few tools he's got 340 00:22:32,606 --> 00:22:36,270 because he's sure to need them himself come tomorrow. 341 00:22:36,443 --> 00:22:38,775 I offered to lend. 342 00:22:38,945 --> 00:22:42,540 I said I'd ride out with him and give him a hand. 343 00:22:42,749 --> 00:22:47,050 He didn't want that either, and then he rode out. 344 00:22:47,287 --> 00:22:52,225 About 15 minutes later, I heard a step behind me. 345 00:22:52,659 --> 00:22:54,423 Then the roof come down. 346 00:22:54,728 --> 00:22:56,753 Had to be the same one. 347 00:22:56,930 --> 00:22:58,898 No. It couldn't have been Mr. Wishbone. 348 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,768 Oh, easy. 349 00:23:01,935 --> 00:23:05,200 - We'll take you into the house. - I'd be obliged. 350 00:23:22,822 --> 00:23:23,846 There. 351 00:23:25,725 --> 00:23:27,659 Oh. 352 00:23:29,596 --> 00:23:35,433 Hey, put me downwind, and I'll take off and I'll fly like a bird. 353 00:23:35,602 --> 00:23:37,798 Yeah, well, you'll be flying on one wing 354 00:23:37,971 --> 00:23:39,769 because this chisel's about had it. 355 00:23:41,107 --> 00:23:43,701 Have faith, my whiskered little friend, 356 00:23:44,177 --> 00:23:46,145 and use a little more muscle. 357 00:23:47,147 --> 00:23:49,275 You know, you give up too easy. 358 00:23:49,449 --> 00:23:52,510 You even let that old nester send you away empty-handed. 359 00:23:52,919 --> 00:23:55,445 I'd still like to know how you changed his mind. 360 00:23:56,389 --> 00:23:58,448 I didn't argue. I'm too smart for that. 361 00:23:58,625 --> 00:24:02,425 I just waved some money under his nose. 362 00:24:03,496 --> 00:24:06,363 Heh. Now, you wouldn't doubt me, would you, friend? 363 00:24:07,067 --> 00:24:09,695 Would it make any difference? 364 00:24:10,937 --> 00:24:12,701 You know, looking at you, it's hard to believe 365 00:24:12,872 --> 00:24:14,601 that you were the man I used to know. 366 00:24:14,774 --> 00:24:17,243 Back then, you had a bounce in your step 367 00:24:17,410 --> 00:24:20,209 and a sparkle in your eye. 368 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,177 New Orleans. 369 00:24:22,615 --> 00:24:26,483 You fresh off the boat, a chip on your shoulder, 370 00:24:26,653 --> 00:24:28,143 a pocketful of money. 371 00:24:28,321 --> 00:24:29,948 Remember? 372 00:24:31,091 --> 00:24:33,082 [BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC] 373 00:25:02,789 --> 00:25:04,780 [DANCERS YELPING] 374 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,262 Hi, handsome. 375 00:25:14,434 --> 00:25:17,335 You feel rich enough to buy me a drink. 376 00:25:17,504 --> 00:25:19,802 Rich enough but not thirsty enough. 377 00:25:19,973 --> 00:25:21,873 At least, not yet. 378 00:25:32,285 --> 00:25:33,616 Bet 60. 379 00:25:33,787 --> 00:25:36,984 You bet 60. Yeah. 380 00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:40,259 I'll call. 381 00:25:40,693 --> 00:25:42,525 Straight. Ace high. 382 00:25:42,695 --> 00:25:45,892 No hope, no help, friend. Kings full. 383 00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,591 Better luck next time. 384 00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:49,428 I've had it for tonight. 385 00:25:49,602 --> 00:25:53,197 Don't worry, sir, I'll keep the money warm for you. 386 00:25:55,108 --> 00:25:56,872 I found you a mark, Straw. 387 00:25:57,043 --> 00:25:59,910 The one at the wheel, derby hat, whiskers. 388 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,342 He's got a wallet in his pocket that's as heavy as he is. 389 00:26:04,851 --> 00:26:09,584 Well, that needn't be money, but in this case, it could be. 390 00:26:11,224 --> 00:26:14,455 Oh, just in case he winds up in the river, 391 00:26:14,627 --> 00:26:15,958 I don't wanna know about it, huh? 392 00:26:29,175 --> 00:26:30,802 CROUPIER: Double aught. 393 00:26:36,316 --> 00:26:38,410 Twenty dollars, please. 394 00:26:39,853 --> 00:26:41,685 CROUPIER: Place your bets, gentlemen. 395 00:26:41,855 --> 00:26:44,051 I'd bet the black and even. 396 00:26:55,969 --> 00:26:57,664 [BALL CLACKING] 397 00:26:57,837 --> 00:27:01,569 CROUPIER: Number four, black and even. 398 00:27:05,879 --> 00:27:08,246 Place your bets, gentlemen. 399 00:27:22,095 --> 00:27:23,893 - Why? - Hmm? 400 00:27:24,063 --> 00:27:25,622 Oh, it's you. 401 00:27:25,798 --> 00:27:27,357 Gambling make you thirsty, huh? 402 00:27:27,734 --> 00:27:30,260 Why tell me about the crooked wheel? 403 00:27:30,904 --> 00:27:32,167 Oh, I wouldn't say it's crooked. 404 00:27:32,338 --> 00:27:34,670 I just noticed that you do better going against the big bets 405 00:27:34,841 --> 00:27:36,741 than you do by going with them. 406 00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:40,938 I think I will have that drink, and it'd pleasure me to buy you one. 407 00:27:41,114 --> 00:27:43,105 Well, that's very kind of you. Thank you very much. 408 00:27:43,283 --> 00:27:45,513 Coleman's my name. Straw Coleman. 409 00:27:45,685 --> 00:27:47,380 George W. Wishbone. 410 00:27:48,288 --> 00:27:50,985 You know, if I was a gambling man, I would bet you that that W stands 411 00:27:51,157 --> 00:27:52,352 - for Washington. - Washington. 412 00:27:52,525 --> 00:27:53,617 Of course, it would have to. 413 00:27:53,793 --> 00:27:56,262 Yes, it wouldn't be much of a gamble. Whiskey. 414 00:27:56,429 --> 00:27:59,194 STRAW: Same, please. Put it on my tab. 415 00:27:59,365 --> 00:28:01,060 Well, you just get into town, huh? 416 00:28:01,234 --> 00:28:02,668 Just come down the river. 417 00:28:02,835 --> 00:28:06,533 Thought I'd stop off for one last fling before my boat takes off for Texas. 418 00:28:06,706 --> 00:28:09,641 Texas? That's a big place. 419 00:28:09,809 --> 00:28:11,072 Do you have relations there? 420 00:28:11,377 --> 00:28:13,402 Oh, no. Left them all in Tennessee. 421 00:28:13,580 --> 00:28:15,571 I'm gonna have a ranch, raise cattle. 422 00:28:16,249 --> 00:28:17,478 I envy you. 423 00:28:17,650 --> 00:28:20,813 That is something I've always wanted to do. 424 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,144 To your health, sir. 425 00:28:25,191 --> 00:28:28,252 Well, the way I hear it, there's room enough for both of us. 426 00:28:28,428 --> 00:28:29,452 Hmm. 427 00:28:29,629 --> 00:28:32,291 It takes a considerable amount of cash to set up a good spread. 428 00:28:32,465 --> 00:28:34,331 And every time I build up a big enough pile, 429 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,492 I run into one of those educated wheels. 430 00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:40,799 Now, cards, that's an entirely different matter. 431 00:28:40,974 --> 00:28:43,568 Poker, for instance, is a game of luck, a game of skill-- 432 00:28:43,743 --> 00:28:45,768 And a little knowledge of human nature. 433 00:28:45,945 --> 00:28:49,074 No. No, no, no, Straw. Your dollar signs are showing. 434 00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:51,911 - I'm not that big a mark. - Ha, ha. 435 00:28:52,085 --> 00:28:54,747 Well, you must admit, it was a pretty good try. 436 00:28:54,921 --> 00:28:56,753 [DRUMMER PLAYING DRUM ROLL] 437 00:28:57,357 --> 00:28:59,883 [BAND PLAYS FANFARE] 438 00:29:00,627 --> 00:29:03,597 Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've been waiting for. 439 00:29:03,763 --> 00:29:05,663 The River City Salon takes great pleasure 440 00:29:05,832 --> 00:29:07,857 in presenting the pride of New Orleans, 441 00:29:08,034 --> 00:29:10,526 Miss Loreen Bouquet. 442 00:29:10,703 --> 00:29:12,694 [BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC] 443 00:29:14,007 --> 00:29:15,998 [DANCERS SHRIEK] 444 00:29:18,945 --> 00:29:20,936 [CROWD CHEERING] 445 00:29:33,459 --> 00:29:35,291 [DANCERS SHRIEKING] 446 00:29:43,469 --> 00:29:44,937 MAN: Come on! 447 00:30:17,003 --> 00:30:18,994 [ALL CHEERING] 448 00:30:19,672 --> 00:30:22,164 Hallelujah! 449 00:30:31,884 --> 00:30:33,511 WISHBONE: Ha, ha. - Amen, friend. 450 00:30:33,686 --> 00:30:35,381 She's all that and more. 451 00:30:35,755 --> 00:30:36,950 Oh, you know her? 452 00:30:37,423 --> 00:30:39,619 Oh. Not as well as I'd like to, no. 453 00:30:39,792 --> 00:30:42,454 She keeps us worshiping her from a respectable distance. 454 00:30:42,628 --> 00:30:44,460 Oh, well, that must be because she's never met 455 00:30:44,630 --> 00:30:46,155 a real Tennessee timber wolf. 456 00:30:46,332 --> 00:30:47,959 All I need is an introduction. 457 00:30:48,601 --> 00:30:52,435 Well, you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. 458 00:30:52,605 --> 00:30:53,663 Like you said, my friend, 459 00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,865 all it takes is a little knowledge of human nature. 460 00:30:58,845 --> 00:31:01,576 Fair enough. Only I make the rules. 461 00:31:02,248 --> 00:31:03,545 I'm all ears. 462 00:31:03,716 --> 00:31:06,151 Table stakes, one-hour time limit. 463 00:31:06,319 --> 00:31:09,289 Now, if you're on top by then, we'll play the string out. 464 00:31:09,455 --> 00:31:10,479 But if I'm on top-- 465 00:31:10,656 --> 00:31:12,920 Loreen has a Tennessee timber wolf on her hands. 466 00:31:13,092 --> 00:31:14,992 Ah. Done. 467 00:31:15,161 --> 00:31:16,424 Oh, one thing more, 468 00:31:17,630 --> 00:31:20,190 we'll start with a new deck. 469 00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:30,138 STRAW: There it is. 470 00:31:30,309 --> 00:31:32,801 One hundred iron men. 471 00:31:32,979 --> 00:31:34,105 Now, either you call 472 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,977 or we have an all-night game on our hands. 473 00:31:37,517 --> 00:31:41,977 Oh, that wouldn't be polite, Straw. Remember, we have a date. 474 00:31:42,522 --> 00:31:44,217 I'll call. 475 00:31:45,091 --> 00:31:46,183 Oh. 476 00:31:46,359 --> 00:31:49,659 It rhymes with "blush," my Tennessee friend. 477 00:31:49,829 --> 00:31:51,126 Start bleeding. 478 00:31:52,632 --> 00:31:55,624 They're all red. 479 00:31:56,702 --> 00:31:57,692 [SIGHS] 480 00:31:57,870 --> 00:32:01,500 Good hand. But not good enough. 481 00:32:02,008 --> 00:32:03,942 It's like my daddy always said, 482 00:32:04,110 --> 00:32:07,011 it takes a pretty strong hand to top one lady 483 00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:09,148 but a ten-buggy prayer meeting 484 00:32:09,315 --> 00:32:11,340 to put a lid on four. 485 00:32:15,221 --> 00:32:19,124 This daddy of yours, does he give lessons on the side? 486 00:32:19,292 --> 00:32:22,990 Well, I'll see if that can be arranged after our little appointment. 487 00:32:23,396 --> 00:32:25,797 Four queens. 488 00:32:32,772 --> 00:32:34,240 A hundred dollars? 489 00:32:34,407 --> 00:32:35,636 That was only his half. 490 00:32:35,808 --> 00:32:37,606 The other hundred was mine. 491 00:32:37,777 --> 00:32:40,610 You mean you wagered all that money on an introduction? 492 00:32:40,780 --> 00:32:44,910 So I've got all that extra money and no one to help me enjoy it. 493 00:32:45,084 --> 00:32:46,916 Have you ever tried your hand at faro? 494 00:32:47,086 --> 00:32:48,679 Oh, not tonight, Straw. 495 00:32:48,855 --> 00:32:50,653 Mr. Wishbone has an engagement. 496 00:32:50,823 --> 00:32:52,814 Well, at least I hope he has. 497 00:32:52,992 --> 00:32:55,120 I've got a buggy waiting. 498 00:32:55,795 --> 00:32:59,254 Oh, Straw, take back your hundred. 499 00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:01,560 Daddy doesn't approve of gambling. 500 00:33:01,734 --> 00:33:04,362 That is, not for money. 501 00:33:10,209 --> 00:33:12,200 [BAND PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC] 502 00:33:12,378 --> 00:33:14,369 [CROWD CHEERING] 503 00:34:31,657 --> 00:34:34,126 Well... 504 00:34:34,727 --> 00:34:37,958 Bless my soul. 505 00:34:38,531 --> 00:34:42,399 It's the twinkle toes of New Orleans, queen of all she beholds, 506 00:34:42,568 --> 00:34:45,265 who keeps her most ardent admirer 507 00:34:45,438 --> 00:34:47,839 languishing on the invisible thread of hope. 508 00:34:48,007 --> 00:34:49,406 You're overdoing it, buster. 509 00:34:49,575 --> 00:34:52,601 One evening, Miss Bouquet, that's all I ask. 510 00:34:52,778 --> 00:34:55,338 Accept and New Orleans is yours. 511 00:34:55,514 --> 00:34:57,676 I'm sorry, Mr. Samson. 512 00:34:57,850 --> 00:34:58,874 SAMSON: Loreen, please. 513 00:34:59,051 --> 00:35:01,816 I said, you're overdoing it, buster. 514 00:35:04,657 --> 00:35:05,715 He what I think he is? 515 00:35:05,891 --> 00:35:08,917 Stagestruck. Hopelessly, I'm afraid. 516 00:35:09,095 --> 00:35:11,996 - Can't say I blame him. - Oh. 517 00:35:27,980 --> 00:35:29,675 WISHBONE: What's it going to be, Loreen? 518 00:35:29,849 --> 00:35:32,511 Oh, please, Wish, don't start that again. 519 00:35:32,685 --> 00:35:35,950 I can't stay here forever. I've been here a week already. 520 00:35:36,122 --> 00:35:37,590 I know that. 521 00:35:38,557 --> 00:35:40,389 Then why don't you come with me? 522 00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:41,924 As my wife. 523 00:35:42,294 --> 00:35:44,626 I'm asking you to marry me. 524 00:35:45,598 --> 00:35:47,225 I'm flattered, Wish. 525 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,334 Really, more than you'll ever know. 526 00:35:49,902 --> 00:35:51,666 Then why don't you start packing? 527 00:35:52,438 --> 00:35:54,099 I can't. 528 00:35:55,207 --> 00:35:58,336 Loreen, I have over $3,000. 529 00:35:58,511 --> 00:36:01,105 I know that isn't very much, but it's a start. 530 00:36:01,547 --> 00:36:04,278 A rancher's wife doesn't have the easiest life, 531 00:36:04,650 --> 00:36:07,449 - but I'll try to make it up to you. - Please, don't say anything more. 532 00:36:07,620 --> 00:36:10,180 - At least not until you know the truth. - I know how I feel. 533 00:36:10,356 --> 00:36:11,915 That's truth enough for me. 534 00:36:12,091 --> 00:36:13,081 Wish, listen to me. 535 00:36:13,259 --> 00:36:14,385 [DOOR OPENS] 536 00:36:15,895 --> 00:36:18,489 Pardon the intrusion. I told you I had something to say, 537 00:36:18,664 --> 00:36:19,927 and I mean to say it. 538 00:36:20,266 --> 00:36:22,257 You have already had your say. 539 00:36:22,435 --> 00:36:24,733 Now, do you get out of here under your own power, 540 00:36:24,904 --> 00:36:26,929 or do I put wheels under you? 541 00:36:27,106 --> 00:36:29,268 Not until I have finished. 542 00:36:30,042 --> 00:36:32,306 Now, put that thing away before you hurt yourself. 543 00:36:32,478 --> 00:36:34,537 Wish, let him talk. 544 00:36:34,714 --> 00:36:37,775 Not until he puts that cannon away. 545 00:36:38,551 --> 00:36:39,575 What--? 546 00:36:39,752 --> 00:36:41,379 LOREEN: Wish! 547 00:36:42,955 --> 00:36:43,979 [LOREEN GASPS] 548 00:36:49,295 --> 00:36:50,990 Loreen. 549 00:36:52,832 --> 00:36:54,425 Loreen. 550 00:37:00,573 --> 00:37:02,803 George, I heard the shot. What happened? 551 00:37:02,975 --> 00:37:04,841 Straw... 552 00:37:15,421 --> 00:37:17,219 She's dead. 553 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:18,980 Oh, it was an accident. 554 00:37:19,158 --> 00:37:22,389 Some drunk came in, started an argument. 555 00:37:22,561 --> 00:37:26,589 Had a gun. We struggled over it and it went off. 556 00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:28,825 I didn't see anybody. 557 00:37:39,211 --> 00:37:40,303 He was here. 558 00:37:40,479 --> 00:37:41,810 Here's his gun. 559 00:37:41,981 --> 00:37:43,312 It was an accident. 560 00:37:43,482 --> 00:37:45,109 I know it was an accident, you know it, 561 00:37:45,284 --> 00:37:47,378 but you think you can get away with a story like that? 562 00:37:47,553 --> 00:37:49,351 I'm not trying to get away with anything. 563 00:37:49,522 --> 00:37:50,648 I'll tell them what happened. 564 00:37:50,823 --> 00:37:53,190 George, everybody in town knows you've been seeing Loreen. 565 00:37:53,359 --> 00:37:56,329 Now you're gonna say you were having dinner by candlelight in her apartment, 566 00:37:56,495 --> 00:37:58,964 then some mysterious drunk breaks in and you fight over a gun, 567 00:37:59,131 --> 00:38:00,724 and she was killed by accident? 568 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:03,460 They won't even wait for the trial. 569 00:38:04,003 --> 00:38:05,596 It doesn't matter. 570 00:38:05,771 --> 00:38:06,863 Nothing matters anymore. 571 00:38:07,039 --> 00:38:10,873 Well, it sure does. Your life matters. There's no point in both of you-- 572 00:38:11,343 --> 00:38:13,334 George, you gotta get out of town, and keep going. 573 00:38:13,512 --> 00:38:16,641 - There's nothing else you can do. - I can't leave her. Not like this. 574 00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:20,810 George, you owe it to her to get out of town. You understand that? 575 00:38:21,453 --> 00:38:23,444 Look, I'll take care of her. 576 00:38:23,622 --> 00:38:25,556 I promise you. 577 00:38:26,725 --> 00:38:30,218 Al right. But I want the best for her. 578 00:38:30,963 --> 00:38:33,330 The best money can buy. 579 00:38:45,110 --> 00:38:46,544 STRAW: Easy money, 580 00:38:46,712 --> 00:38:50,546 bright lights, beautiful women. 581 00:38:50,783 --> 00:38:52,376 Those were the days. 582 00:38:52,551 --> 00:38:54,178 They could've been. 583 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,951 Yeah, you've got something there, friend. 584 00:38:58,123 --> 00:39:01,787 I could've been a millionaire, with the right cards at the right time. 585 00:39:01,961 --> 00:39:04,396 And you could've had the biggest cattle ranch in all Texas. 586 00:39:04,563 --> 00:39:05,826 [CHUCKLES] 587 00:39:05,998 --> 00:39:09,992 That's our trouble. We have to live with what we could've been. 588 00:39:12,037 --> 00:39:13,869 Aha. 589 00:39:15,441 --> 00:39:18,877 Like I said, George, all it took was a little faith 590 00:39:19,044 --> 00:39:20,739 and a lot of exercise. 591 00:39:21,247 --> 00:39:23,739 Well, whatever it took, it's over and done. 592 00:39:23,916 --> 00:39:27,250 New Orleans, those chains, and you and me. 593 00:39:27,419 --> 00:39:31,083 Now, you've got your horse and a gun and a head start. 594 00:39:31,991 --> 00:39:33,322 The rest is up to you. 595 00:39:33,492 --> 00:39:35,085 Not just me. 596 00:39:35,527 --> 00:39:37,086 Both of us. 597 00:39:37,396 --> 00:39:38,864 See, I still have some miles to go, 598 00:39:39,031 --> 00:39:41,523 and I never was able to carry on a conversation with myself. 599 00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:45,193 Call it, uh, insurance. Call it life insurance. 600 00:39:45,371 --> 00:39:48,534 It's just my way of seeing that your friends stay away from me. 601 00:39:48,707 --> 00:39:50,903 They're probably not my friends anymore. 602 00:39:51,076 --> 00:39:52,635 You've got nothing to worry about. 603 00:39:53,545 --> 00:39:55,741 Always copper your bet, George, 604 00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:58,782 especially when the stakes are about as high as they can get. 605 00:39:58,951 --> 00:40:01,181 Now, that lawman, the one who put the chains on me, 606 00:40:01,353 --> 00:40:02,946 he's stone cold. 607 00:40:03,122 --> 00:40:05,113 I didn't mean to hit him that hard, 608 00:40:05,291 --> 00:40:07,225 but my neck is on the block now. 609 00:40:07,393 --> 00:40:09,293 That means I don't trust anybody. 610 00:40:09,595 --> 00:40:12,462 Not even you, an old friend. 611 00:40:12,631 --> 00:40:14,463 Where do we go from here? 612 00:40:14,767 --> 00:40:17,702 To the end of the rainbow, to the pot of gold. 613 00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:19,304 That lawman didn't catch up to me 614 00:40:19,471 --> 00:40:21,599 until after I'd separated the bank from its assets. 615 00:40:21,774 --> 00:40:23,435 My partner got away with it, 616 00:40:23,609 --> 00:40:26,169 and they're both waiting for me now at the Caribou relay station. 617 00:40:26,345 --> 00:40:32,443 So until I get on that eastbound stage, you stay with me, George. 618 00:40:32,618 --> 00:40:34,177 I insist. 619 00:40:34,353 --> 00:40:36,344 Well, might as well get going. 620 00:40:36,522 --> 00:40:39,321 Cover a lot of miles before sunup. 621 00:40:57,676 --> 00:40:59,701 Still warm, Mr. Favor. 622 00:40:59,878 --> 00:41:02,575 They can't be too far ahead. Maybe we'll catch up with them today. 623 00:41:02,748 --> 00:41:04,409 Then what, Mushy? 624 00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:07,712 He got these off, he got Coleman this far. 625 00:41:07,886 --> 00:41:09,615 Why is he staying with him? 626 00:41:09,788 --> 00:41:12,018 Well, Mr. Wishbone's got a reason. I'm sure. 627 00:41:12,191 --> 00:41:14,182 I hope so, Mushy. 628 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,125 I surely do hope so. 629 00:41:44,056 --> 00:41:46,115 CARMODY: Afternoon, gents. - Ah. 630 00:41:47,693 --> 00:41:48,717 CARMODY: Come far? 631 00:41:49,161 --> 00:41:50,629 Far enough. 632 00:41:50,796 --> 00:41:52,924 CARMODY: Say, might your name be Coleman? 633 00:41:53,098 --> 00:41:54,122 It might. 634 00:41:54,299 --> 00:41:56,597 Friend of yours has been waiting inside most of the week. 635 00:41:56,769 --> 00:41:59,033 Getting kind of itchy, I'd say. 636 00:41:59,938 --> 00:42:01,565 When's the eastbound due? 637 00:42:02,341 --> 00:42:05,436 Well, give or take a day or two, I'd say about sundown. 638 00:42:05,611 --> 00:42:06,840 Aha. 639 00:42:07,012 --> 00:42:08,776 Would you mind seeing to the horses, please? 640 00:42:09,214 --> 00:42:10,978 That'll be six bits apiece. 641 00:42:11,150 --> 00:42:14,950 Well, now, my friend, I think we can make that an even, uh, 642 00:42:16,422 --> 00:42:17,446 $5? 643 00:42:18,924 --> 00:42:21,950 Look, mister, for this kind of money, I'll even tuck them in. 644 00:42:23,862 --> 00:42:26,695 Come on. Come on. 645 00:42:30,869 --> 00:42:34,965 Well, inside, George. 646 00:42:35,374 --> 00:42:37,468 Well, there's no point waiting in the sun. 647 00:42:37,643 --> 00:42:40,442 We've been thirsty too long as it is. 648 00:42:57,663 --> 00:43:00,223 Well, well, well, Miss Barleycorn. 649 00:43:00,399 --> 00:43:02,163 Straw. 650 00:43:02,468 --> 00:43:06,166 Just where do you think you've been all this time leaving me here stranded 651 00:43:06,338 --> 00:43:07,863 in the middle of nowhere? 652 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,974 Two days. You said two lousy days. 653 00:43:10,142 --> 00:43:11,906 STRAW: Loreen, you're forgetting your manners. 654 00:43:12,077 --> 00:43:13,909 Now, look, I found an old friend of ours. 655 00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:18,607 The only old friend I wanna see is civilization... 656 00:43:22,621 --> 00:43:23,884 Wish. 657 00:43:28,093 --> 00:43:29,959 It can't be. 658 00:43:30,829 --> 00:43:32,888 No, it can't be. 659 00:43:33,065 --> 00:43:35,397 Heh. No, you're not having hallucinations, George. 660 00:43:35,567 --> 00:43:36,830 She's real enough. 661 00:43:37,236 --> 00:43:39,728 Please, my friend, touch her. 662 00:43:40,038 --> 00:43:42,370 Or maybe, better yet, give her a kiss on the cheek, 663 00:43:42,541 --> 00:43:43,804 for old times' sake. 664 00:43:43,976 --> 00:43:45,410 Why, Straw? Why? 665 00:43:45,577 --> 00:43:49,207 Loreen, you shock me. Here I resurrect the ghost of the man 666 00:43:49,381 --> 00:43:51,247 you've spent all these years dreaming about, 667 00:43:51,416 --> 00:43:54,215 and I don't even get so much as a thank-you. 668 00:43:54,386 --> 00:43:56,286 Please, dear, the money? 669 00:43:56,455 --> 00:43:59,425 Yeah, right close to my heart, the way you taught me. 670 00:43:59,591 --> 00:44:02,151 You didn't have to bring him here. 671 00:44:02,728 --> 00:44:08,599 Since when do you tell your dear, devoted husband what to do? 672 00:44:10,435 --> 00:44:11,732 Husband? 673 00:44:12,638 --> 00:44:14,470 That's right, George, since New Orleans. 674 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:16,335 Even a little before that. 675 00:44:19,278 --> 00:44:20,939 Then it was all a lie. 676 00:44:23,749 --> 00:44:25,444 A lie? 677 00:44:28,654 --> 00:44:31,783 You call the most masterful swindle of the century a lie? 678 00:44:31,957 --> 00:44:35,894 My friend, that's like calling the Grand Canyon a creek bed. 679 00:44:36,328 --> 00:44:39,457 Here I go to all the trouble of hiring an alcoholic actor 680 00:44:39,631 --> 00:44:42,123 to portray my interpretation of Iago, 681 00:44:42,301 --> 00:44:44,963 a performance that forces you into swindling yourself, 682 00:44:45,137 --> 00:44:47,970 and you simply label it as a lie? 683 00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:50,404 Oh, alas, but true. 684 00:44:50,576 --> 00:44:53,170 Genius knows no recognition. 685 00:44:53,345 --> 00:44:56,007 However, on the other hand, I must admit it must be rather a shame 686 00:44:56,181 --> 00:44:58,445 to learn the truth. Ahem. 687 00:44:58,617 --> 00:45:01,177 After all these years, 688 00:45:01,353 --> 00:45:03,788 to learn that your deceased love was only the means 689 00:45:03,956 --> 00:45:09,986 by which you were deprived of $3,000 must come as quite a shock. 690 00:45:12,097 --> 00:45:14,088 You brought me here for this. 691 00:45:14,266 --> 00:45:17,725 Oh, no, not just for this, for the look on your face. 692 00:45:17,903 --> 00:45:21,635 The look on both your faces. It's worth its weight in gold. 693 00:45:21,807 --> 00:45:24,833 Two lovers reunited at long last, 694 00:45:25,010 --> 00:45:29,072 once more sharing their tender memories. 695 00:45:29,815 --> 00:45:31,544 Wish, believe me, 696 00:45:31,717 --> 00:45:34,311 I did everything I could not to let it happen. 697 00:45:34,686 --> 00:45:36,415 I wasn't the woman for you, but-- 698 00:45:36,588 --> 00:45:38,420 Well, I didn't want you hurt. 699 00:45:39,725 --> 00:45:41,955 I only went through with it-- 700 00:45:43,829 --> 00:45:47,197 Well, what does it matter now? 701 00:45:47,766 --> 00:45:51,930 Maybe not to you, dear, but it matters to me. 702 00:45:52,104 --> 00:45:54,232 Then and now. 703 00:45:54,406 --> 00:45:56,534 You see, she was 19 704 00:45:56,708 --> 00:45:59,769 when I found her in a dance hall. 705 00:45:59,945 --> 00:46:03,973 Nineteen and dewy-eyed and stupid. 706 00:46:04,283 --> 00:46:06,945 Now, I had to teach her how to walk, how to dress, 707 00:46:07,119 --> 00:46:09,213 how to do everything except breathe. 708 00:46:09,688 --> 00:46:12,385 Then we were starting to clean up when you came along. 709 00:46:12,557 --> 00:46:14,651 Now, after that, she forgot how to smile at a man 710 00:46:14,826 --> 00:46:16,658 without feeling sorry for him. 711 00:46:16,828 --> 00:46:18,159 And that cost me money. 712 00:46:18,597 --> 00:46:21,623 And a lot of miserable years. 713 00:46:22,401 --> 00:46:24,733 It cost us all that, Straw. 714 00:46:24,903 --> 00:46:26,803 Maybe even more than we know. 715 00:46:27,306 --> 00:46:28,330 Oh, I don't know. 716 00:46:28,507 --> 00:46:32,569 This helps to dull the pain, of course. 717 00:46:32,744 --> 00:46:34,269 But think of it, George. 718 00:46:34,446 --> 00:46:36,437 Think of the carefree life you're gonna lead 719 00:46:36,615 --> 00:46:38,743 now that you know that Loreen is alive. 720 00:46:39,184 --> 00:46:41,710 Now, I'm surprised you haven't thanked me. 721 00:46:45,691 --> 00:46:49,321 Except for the salt and pepper, you haven't changed much, Wish. 722 00:46:49,961 --> 00:46:51,451 Neither have you, Loreen. 723 00:46:51,630 --> 00:46:54,065 You could still set New Orleans on its ear. 724 00:46:54,533 --> 00:46:58,367 All these years, where have you been? 725 00:46:58,537 --> 00:47:00,301 Did you ever get that ranch? 726 00:47:00,472 --> 00:47:02,770 STRAW: Pots and pans, Loreen. 727 00:47:02,941 --> 00:47:05,501 He's a bean-slinger on a cattle drive. 728 00:47:05,677 --> 00:47:08,009 That's all the ranch he ever found. 729 00:47:08,180 --> 00:47:11,275 I think maybe it's about time you went back to your rolling cook stove, friend. 730 00:47:11,450 --> 00:47:13,282 You've served your purpose. 731 00:47:13,452 --> 00:47:15,011 Wrong, Straw. 732 00:47:15,187 --> 00:47:16,655 It's the other way around. 733 00:47:16,822 --> 00:47:20,156 For the first time in your life, you've served a purpose. 734 00:47:20,325 --> 00:47:22,726 Now you've got your money and you've had your little joke. 735 00:47:22,894 --> 00:47:25,386 Why don't you take both and go back into the jungle 736 00:47:25,564 --> 00:47:27,498 where all three of you belong? 737 00:47:27,666 --> 00:47:30,226 My, my. 738 00:47:30,969 --> 00:47:35,463 The worm not only turns but he talks. 739 00:47:36,675 --> 00:47:38,439 Let's see what else he can do. 740 00:47:38,710 --> 00:47:40,940 Straw, it's done. It's over. 741 00:47:41,113 --> 00:47:43,775 There isn't anything else you can do to us. 742 00:47:49,654 --> 00:47:52,749 Now, do I start counting, 743 00:47:52,924 --> 00:47:55,450 or do I start you off with a little wiggle? 744 00:47:56,928 --> 00:47:59,295 Aah! Straw, please! 745 00:48:02,901 --> 00:48:04,892 [GUNSHOT] 746 00:48:08,540 --> 00:48:09,564 What's going on? 747 00:48:09,741 --> 00:48:11,641 STRAW: You needn't concern yourself now, friend. 748 00:48:11,810 --> 00:48:13,904 It's just a little lesson in gratitude. 749 00:48:14,079 --> 00:48:17,379 Put it away, Coleman. I played puppet for you once. 750 00:48:17,549 --> 00:48:19,244 I'm not going to do it again. 751 00:48:19,418 --> 00:48:20,442 Why, it's a shame. 752 00:48:20,619 --> 00:48:23,919 Now maybe I guess I should start you wiggling. 753 00:48:24,089 --> 00:48:25,079 Straw, you ca-- 754 00:48:25,257 --> 00:48:26,247 [GUNSHOT] 755 00:48:26,425 --> 00:48:27,824 Loreen. 756 00:48:32,097 --> 00:48:33,292 It was an accident. 757 00:48:33,598 --> 00:48:35,794 I didn't mean to hurt-- 758 00:48:52,751 --> 00:48:56,688 Horses, women. 759 00:48:58,490 --> 00:49:00,982 I never could pick them right. 760 00:49:03,662 --> 00:49:05,960 That's the story of my life. 761 00:49:16,141 --> 00:49:17,199 Wish? 762 00:49:20,212 --> 00:49:23,546 I watched her die like this once before. 763 00:49:24,249 --> 00:49:26,684 She was prettier then. 764 00:49:27,185 --> 00:49:30,246 Like a dream right out of a rainbow. 765 00:49:30,755 --> 00:49:34,817 When I found her again, it was like a memory come back to life. 766 00:49:35,327 --> 00:49:37,989 A memory and a dream. 767 00:49:39,798 --> 00:49:43,257 Well, I still got that. 768 00:49:44,336 --> 00:49:46,634 At least I got that. 769 00:49:56,281 --> 00:49:58,511 Head them up! 770 00:49:58,683 --> 00:50:00,708 Move them out! 771 00:50:00,886 --> 00:50:02,877 [HERDERS YELLING]